As a special present for Bikini Armor Battle Damage first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!
Feel free to use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous any female armor is.
edit: Updated the link into downloadable PDF!
Breakdown of all the squares under the cut.
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
hogwartsisbiggerontheinside asked: Hell yeah. She really deserves it but I'm nervous. I think a lot of people recognize it should be hers though, she definitely has earned a lot of respect.
Heck yes! And I know I’ll probably lose all my followers for this but I am 100% over and done with JLaw and her body shaming, fake victim act.
There is something that twists my insides when a conventionally attractive woman who has been handed so much in life sits on national television and talks in international magazines about how she is “Hollywood fat” and claims everyone keeps “telling her she is fat” when there is zero evidence of that outside her OWN mouth. (I mean it. Anyone with eyeballs and Google can see it. Adele gets seriously fat shamed. Jennifer does not and never has.)
Meanwhile actresses who actually do have to struggle with racism, body image and negative press get passed up for roles and awards for women like her every damn day. I think everyone involved with 12 Years a Slave deserves all the awards. That movie was gold on every level.
You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy.
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Didn’t Columbus have syphilis… please get yourself checked.
"Part of the problem stems from the film’s script itself. The audience is only taken in if they think they’re watching a true story, and “Dallas Buyers Club” is largely shilled as such. But the Ron Woodruff who defied his AIDS death sentence for years and who set up an alternative means of selling unapproved HIV medication to people with HIV around Texas was, by all contemporary accounts, at least bisexual and not the least bit homophobic.
So the story being shopped as true is, at its heart, a fiction. The movie Woodruff is a hyper heterosexual and bigot, and his heroism stems both from creating the Dallas Buyers Club and being taught tolerance by Leto’s Rayon. And Rayon is an entirely fabricated person.
What did the writers of “Dallas Buyers Club” and Leto as her portrayer decide to make Rayon? Why, she’s a sad-sack, clothes-obsessed, constantly flirting transgender drug addict prostitute, of course. There are no stereotypes about transgender women that Leto’s concoction does not tap. She’s an exaggerated, trivialized version of how men who pretend to be women — as opposed to those who feel at their core they are women — behave. And in a very bleak film, she’s the only figure played consistently for comic relief, like the part when fake-Woodruff points a gun at Rayon’s crotch and suggests he give her the sex change she’s been wanting. Hilarious.”
This isn’t something I’ve paid much attention too to be honest but I became interested in what exactly was going on when I saw multiple posts of people feuding over “Jared Leto hate”. In reality it seems like people really shouldn’t be focusing the criticism on him alone but in fact the the writers and the academy as well. The excerpt above was actually published by TIME. I personally did not see Dallas Buyers Club after learning about how they tried to play it off as a real story and ended up slandering a good man because of it, I found that offensive and was uninterested in giving it my attention.
The details for why this is consider “a-okay” are really disgusting. Time to take action and make some noise, folks. This is a serious and dangerous issue.
(I first came across this article on facebook, when guys I know were posting it and high-fiving each other about it)
I believe the top comment on this article sums up my thoughts quite well:
"If it’s legal for him to take an upskirt shot, I fully expect it to be legal when I bash his head in for it."
That’s what is so terrifying about this. Imagine if a woman did fight back by pushing a man away from her, or knocking the camera out of his hand, shattering it on the ground. She would probably face jail time or have to pay a huge settlement, because she defended herself against a man who was “legally” taking upskirt photos of her. It’s repulsive and outrageous.
This is a huge slap in the face to women, because it’s telling us that it’s legal to violate us, and that we just need to sit there and take it.
If someone tried doing this to a man in public, like trying to take a picture up his cargo shorts or because his fly was open, there would be jail time and a precedent for punishing this behavior would be set.
Let me be clear: the reason it wasn’t is because women are not considered full human beings, we are considered public property ESPECIALLY when we leave our homes.
THERE’S GOING TO BE A MR.PEABODY AND SHERMAN MOVIE HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS OH MY GOD
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.