twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi

misandry-mermaid:

kittening:

feminazis don’t exist

nowhere in the world do women imprison men into labor camps where they are forced to work tirelessly until they’re corralled into a tiny room and gassed to death

thank you and goodnight

Comparing anything to Nazis or Hitler is the laziest, cheapest way to derail and end all thoughtful and rational discussions.

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

No, but it’s certainly informative.

(Source: simpsons-latino)

(Source: trekgate)

numbless:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: tamamuratamao)

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone. 

This is so fucking sick. To be honest though we have to “watch out” for everything. When my mother was a senior in highschool her friend was driving home at night and there was a boy (who went to their school) lying in the road. When she got out to check on him, three men jumped her along with this boy she knew and raped her. They tried the same thing on my mom, lying in the road trying to gain sympathy….she ran him the fuck over. I shit you not. This kind of disgusting trap has been going on for decades and I’m just so fucking done. 

(Source: bliss07)

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

michelleiswell:

sonofabaggins:

baggins in the streets but a took in the sheets

o my god

(Source: trekgate)