My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
Singer uses her music video to intriguingly show how fake performers are in videos
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
he died a hero’s death
someone on my dash mentioned moon cycles when cora and peter talked about their and dereks age (cora said derek was 15 and peter said 17 when he met paige, right?), so I did a thing.
if we assume wolfs measure their age in moon cycles (28 days = 1 month), rather than in calendar years (~30,5 days = 1 month), a derek at the (human) age of 15 years and 6 months would be called “15” by standard, but in moon cycles he would already be 16 years and 10 months old, so basically peters “17” would be more or less accurate, too.
which would also answer Jeff’s cryptic “Derek is older than you think”: because at the human age of exactly 23 calendar years (for easier reference let’s say derek was exactly 16 calender years when the fire happened, S1 played 6 years after that and now it’s 2 half seasons / 1 year later, so 16+6+1=23) he was already 25 “moon cycle years” old (minus a few days), and at the human/calendar age of 23 years and 6 months he would be a little over 25 years and 6 months in moon cycles.
which makes our current derek about 2 years “older than we think” - but only in “wolf years”.
Jeff, you’re a clever fucker! LOL
PS: yes, I’m bored.
ETA: assumed year = 12 months for human and wolf calculations.
if wolf years are measured in less than 12 months per year it would make all of them a lot more older, though.
How the hell did this not occur to me before. This explains so much.
Season 4 hasn’t even finished filming but everyone already knows Malia is going to end up being evil.
That lil coyote trickster is going to fuck some shit up and I really can’t wait another 2 months for it.
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
people like to be warm but will get angry if u light them on fire
i like that the SPN description on Netflix is ‘Siblings Dean and Sam crisscross the country, investigating paranormal activity and picking fights with demons, ghosts, and monsters’
it makes it sounds like the demons, ghosts, and monsters are like just hanging out and all of a sudden dean and sam show up and like bug the shit out of them
“hey wendigo, nice wig, what’s it made of?”
“YOUR DEAD MOM’S CHEST HAIR”
So I put a bible on the little “Happy Passover” Jewish section of Walmart, and now I’m really scared that someone will like get really offended and sue Walmart and I’ll get angry mobs of people at my house and I’ll have to move to a new country and change my name.
Okay obviously that won’t happen but why would you do that? That’s really really rude and awful.
Happy Incredibly Cheap Candy Day